Lady Gaga excerpt from "The Music in Me"

"What are my thoughts on Lady Gaga?" you ask. Well, alright, but only 'cause you asked. At first she tingles on my tongue with her catchy songs and decent voice. And then my she dances on my palette with her mesmerising energy and odd sense of style. But then she gets a little bitter with her meat dresses and egg shells. And her blatant love for Judas totally goes against my grain, not to mention the innuendo she exerts in Alejandro. The latest strange slutty scent in black liquid form only exemplifies my view that she crosses far beyond my boundaries and as such its best I spit her out before I choke on her. At the end of the day, she's just not to my taste.

~Really, someone asked my thoughts on her...